What did your Quack Aunt say?

ONE LIFE TO LIVE
Tea is sleeping and hears a noise. "Victor, is that you?" She knew Victor as Todd up until a few weeks before his murder. Wouldn't she say in her sleep "TODD, is that you?" Maybe I'm wrong....I've never been told that my husband's name wasn't his name. So what do I know?

Ford brothers, you are boring me.

Tomas and Starr chit-chatting in jail. Co-ed jail. Interesting. Tea comes in and gives Starr the 4-1-1 on her daddy.

Tina is looking everywhere for Little David Vickers. Heart-to-heart with Tea.

Todd admits to Blair that he off'd Irene. More classic lines from the wounded. "What did you use to take the bullet out of me? A pair of salad tongs?" He asks Blair if she's crying because he's going to die or because he's going to live.

Cord!! I've missed you! Catching up with Jessica. They talk about Tina, Brody, Natalie. In comes Tina looking for her dog. She said this is the WORST thing that has ever happened to her. Cord, understandably FLIPS HIS LID! What about when your daughter was missing and presumed dead?

YAY!! Vintage Tina going over the falls. I love flashbacks =) Ooohhh, Marcia Cross wedding to Cord! I am giddy with excitement!

DAYS OF OUR LIVES
John/Marlena, Bo/Hope, Austin/Carrie, Abe/Lexie, Ej/Nicole. Today was filled with vets and characters Days fans love. Original actors, no recasts. Finally TPTB listened to what the fans were aching for. Vets, super couples, good stories, less newbies, less characters we don't care about, and less teens. All soap heads should adhere to that. Maybe the soap genre wouldn't be in trouble if they all had. An unwatchable Days has finally become a can't miss soap. LISTEN UP GENERAL HOSPITAL!

Carrie and Austin talking about their careers, love, and having kids. Both vowing not to let the John situation get between them. Might be hard since it looks like Austin is not 100% sure of his step-father-in-law's innocence. He just reminded us that Carrie's in-laws are Kate and Stefano Dimera. Good luck with that one honey ;-)

John is getting attacked by the citizens of Salem. His legal team quits the case. Carrie to the rescue! Where is Brady? I sense a bigger problem between father and son.

Looks like we are getting an Alice Horton mystery for Bo and Hope. I hope whatever they find doesn't chip away at the legacy the Horton matriarch left behind.

I adore Abe Carver but I am all for Mayor EJ Dimera! A Dimera running a town full of Bradys and Hortons? The story possibilities are endless. Throwing Nicole in the mix as his publicist is icing on the cake. This will definitely mean a lot of drama between Lexi and her brother. Some of it already started today.