You Carry A Checkbook In Your Robe?

Cole or Ford. Who died? The answer is.....

Not clear at first. RIP Cole on the cover of the newspaper. Wait....Starr tells Dani that he is NOT dead! Now Jessica is sitting on the floor with Ryder talking about how his daddy is gone.

Flashbacks to the doctors telling Jess and James that Bobby died. UGH....I know I said I wasn't sure who I wanted to survive, but I hate that Jessica has to lose another love and raise another father-less child. Natalie shows up to comfort her sister.

As Starr explains all to her sis, we get a flashback to the hospital. Cole survived and will soon be transferred back to Statesville. Starr wants to help him escape. Blair is having none of it, because he killed someone. In front of Todd, Starr says, "Dad killed someone and he's still walking around."LMBO!! You Go Starr!! Even with that insult, Todd helps Starr by helping to find Patrick and Marty.

I really don't like that Starr is fake mourning Cole while James is really mourning his brother. She should be there comforting him! It's really making me sick to tell you the truth. Even if she doesn't love him, she should still care that he lost his brother. Kristin Alderson has been awesome lately, but I don't like how her character is acting today. The fans on twitter were FURIOUS at her today. Then when she finally showed up to see James....she look uninterested in comforting him. He immediately dumps her!

Todd's scar looks extra "scar-ish" today. Right? Or is it just me? John and Tea get his phone and are feel like they are close to busting him for murdering Victor.

Clint said Allison got her special powers from Oprah...Bwahahahaha! He and Viki keep the secret about the twins from John and Natalie. They want to make sure it is true first. Who do they call for help? Vimal..lol. He agrees after Viki asks him to do it. Clint pays him LOTS of money to make up for the past. Vimal jokes about testing Natalie's DNA instead of Jessica's...."Too Soon?" HAHA!

I Want My Damn Heart Back

Gabrielle! Luna! Megan! They narrate the first part of the show. Gabrielle and Luna don't like Blair because of Max. They even bicker a little over him...LOL!

Good call Natalie! Make John double check that Mitch is dead. And of course he is NOT! At least not until Natty puts a few bullets in him. "Burn in Hell!" Go Nat!! She said she is glad it was her that killed him. She did it for Jared! Oh...I miss Jared =(

Natalie immediately calls Jessica to let her know Mitch is dead. Jessie urges her twin to go home and check on Clint and Viki. Good thing she listened! John and Nat find them near death.

Ford is in bad shape. Looks like the Grim Reaper is carrying him away. Is he going to hell? AHHH....it's his daddy! The Ford's argue over who is worse. Daddy rubs it in his face that Ford is a rapist for what he did to Jessica. Bobby says he is a better person now that he has Ryder and Jessica. He stands up to his dad and shoves him in the fire pit of hell. He escapes looking for help.

Luna comes in to the hospital and takes Cole to Heaven as Starr watches over him. Cole recognizes her as the Angel in Angel Square. Cristian mention =) Marty mention =) Cole is ready to give up because Starr doesn't love him and Hope will grow to be ashamed of him. He throws open the doors to heaven. Then his body begins to flatline. I love Cole, but he was always impulsive and stupid. That's why he ended up in jail.

Kristen Alderson is doing a PHENOMENAL job! Starr begs Cole to live. She confesses her love for him just as James walks by to hear it! AHHH.....I have goose bumps!

Troy and Nora are trying to save Bo when he says "Gabrielle." Gabby reaches out and he goes with her to Heaven. I adored Bo and Gabrielle's relationship. He tells her that he tried to save her. She mentions spending time with Matthew when he "died" on Thanksgiving.

Gabrielle is cracking me up! she is dancing around Bo and trying to seduce him into staying with her. HAHA! Love it! It almost works, but he hears Nora begging him not to leave her. He lets Gabby down easy and goes back to Nora!

Megan takes her mother. OMG the look on Viki's face when she saw Megan did it for me! Bring on the tissues. Viki is ready to give up. But then she suddenly remembers the secret Alison told her about Jessica. Megan still tries to convince her to stay in Heaven. She mentions having to leave Jake =( Ah, Jake & Megan. That was a hell of a couple (no pun intended) =)

Where is Clint? It's dark.....it's HELL! Stacy is there. "Stacy Morasco...and I want my damn heart back!" ROFL! She is on a stripper pole. Wearing some devil red stilettos. OMG...my abs hurt from laughing. Stacy reminds Clint why he is not going to Heaven. Our stubborn Buchanan puts his foot down and refuses to go to Hell! He is determined to give Jessica the "best gift ever" by telling her she is not the child of a monster like Mitch. Love this Stacy line..."Well, Christmas is over Santa Clause!"

Clint pushes Stacy aside and finds his way to Viki just as she is about to follow Megan to Heaven. He asks her to stay with him now that they have found each other again. She tells Megan she isn't ready and (I begin to cry again..lol) runs into Clint's arms. They both wake up in Llanfair and look at one another =)

Mitch knows he is dead and is prepared to serve the Lord. HA....as if he would get anywhere NEAR Heaven! Instead he is met with Stacy and Daddy Ford. The final blow to the "messenger" was given by Stacey as she informs Mitch..."Alison fooled you. Jessica's not your daughter!" WOOHOO!!

Ford finds his way to Cole and Luna. He begs for her help just as Cole hears Starr confess her love for him. Starr, James, Jessica, Todd, and Blair eagerly await news on the men. The doctors come out and we hear Luna's voice say she could only save one.

WOW! I am loving every minute of this show! I have no clue who will dies. It's a toss up for me. On one hand I don't want Cole, a character with legendary parents, to die now that Starr has confessed her love for him. Poor Hope needs her daddy. On the other hand I don't want Jessica to lose another love. Bobby has grown on me lately and I love him with Jess, Bree, and Ryder. Also I'm thinking about James. He is obviously going to lose Starr. That would kill him to lose his brother too. I guess we will find it all out tomorrow!

One Life to Live fans on Facebook and Twitter are asking us to change our profile pics to honor our show this week. Kassie DePaiva wants us to use a different pic every day. This is the one I'm using =)

No Ice For You Psychopath!

YAY! Bo is ok! He shoots Troy's hand. Viki and Clint are ok. Allison shot an expensive vase instead.

Oh hell! Cole is shot. A chandelier smashes Ford.

Lindsay and Nora are both holding guns on Troy. Nora is surprised to learn that Lindsay could've run but chose to warn Bo instead. They decide to forgive each other. B&N volunteer to testify on her behalf. Aww....I love them!

Bo sends Lindsay (with his car) for an ambulance. Why would he need an ambulance?? AHHHH....Bo was shot! No!! Lindsay probably ran. BUT....Troy is still there...and he is a doctor ;-) The Troy/Nora scene with her begging for his help was.....WOW!! Hillary Smith rocked that!

Starr punches the heck out of Hannah for shooting Cole. Was that a "proud daddy" smirk I saw on Todd's face? Todd helps Cole then stays with Hannah. He tells Starr not to worry, he'll be ok, and "maybe I'll shoot her." HA! Instead they have a semi-heart-to-heart where Todd almost confesses to killing Victor.

Starr..."A world without Cole just doesn't make sense." Tears, Tears, and more Tears!

Ford looks awful! Poor Jessica =( She can't lose another love. Mitch lets Jessica take for to the hospital. John watches as Mitch vows to take Natalie and maker her his wife. Jolie lock eyes and John takes the difficult shot. He shoots Mitch! He and Natalie embrace and KISS!!

UGH!!  I am on the edge of my seat with this Allison stuff. Just spit it out! What is the secret about the Buchanan twins? OOhhh she finally spilled! Jessica AND Natalie are both Clint's daughters!!!!! YES!! Allison made it up to satisfy Mitch all those years ago. "Remember when you were pregnant?....this would be Viki." ROFL!

NOOOO!!  Allison shoots Viki and then does a happy dance! Clint reaches for the phone. Before he can dial, he falls over next to Viki holding his chest. They can't die without telling Jessica that she is Clint's daughter!

I was literally in tears as Starr sang. John/Natalie, Cole, Ford brothers, Jessica, Viki/Clint, Bo/Nora, Troy, Todd/Blair. OMG! I love this show!!

Slutty McSlutSlut

Nora and Lindsay flashback! Back to when she was going to inject her with the mind-erasing drug. Troy is about to inject her with the same. "Nora.....I'm still a doctor." HA! Lindsay walks in just before he tries to inject her and claims to have killed Bo. Troy is smiling from ear to ear as Bo comes behind him.  He takes Dr MacIver down.

Nora thanks Lindsay! Never thought that would happen. Of course Ms Lindsay responds with "you really wanna thank me? How bout a pardon?" Oh I love that blonde =)

Troy wakes up and attacks Bo. Both are armed and a shot is fired!

Sam is beyond adorable! But why did he have to tell James about Cole? After James leaves to Find Starr and Cole, fugitive Hannah shows up at LaBoule. Sam tells her to "take a hike" and then he bites her! LOL! In comes Todd! She wants Sole or she will "start blowing holes in this one (Sam) till there is nothing left but the glasses." OMG! That was an awesome line. But I love my little Sam and I know nothing will happen to the cutie.

James interrupts Starr and Cole just in time to hear him declare his love for her. James guilts Cole into leaving so Starr will stay out of trouble. The 3 go to the house to say bye to Hope and they walk in on Hannah/Todd/Sam drama. Cole tries to get Hannah to release Sam by pretending to want to run away with her. She decides to shoot star but the little deputy kicks her and causes her to fall. Todd saves Sam and Hannah fires!

Ford comes to Llanfair looking for Jessica. Clint and Viki fill him in on Jessie wanting to exchange herself for Nat. He is FURIOUS and goes after his love =)

Psycho Mitch wants Natalie to give him a child. Eww! John shows up as Mitch is about to rape Nat. In walks Jessica soon after. She convinces him to release Natalie as she goes towards him. Her greeting to her daddy? Spit in the face! He's going to kill his deceiving daughter when Ford busts in and attacks Mitch. They struggle for a gun, John aims his gun....a shot is fired!

Allison Perkins! She quotes Oprah to Clint and Viki...LOL! She is angry at Mitch and claims to be the person behind the breakout. She has some "revelations." Allison has me cracking up! She called Natalie Slutty McSlutSlut and Jessica Coo Coo. "Twin sisters by different Misters!" Oh Hell! She is hinting about  Jess and Nat's paternity. PLEASE PLEASE let Clint be the their dad! EEEE.....I can't wait to find out! Of course it's not that easy. Allison decides not to tell her secret and aims to shoot Viki and Clint. They hold hands and declare their love before she shoots. "Goodbye Viki! It's been real!"

4 Shots fired! Who dies? Who lives? OMG!! I'm dying to see the next episode!

Heed The Messenger

Bo is too late to help Nora. He alerts officers of her kidnapping. When he goes to look out the window he sees LINDSAY!! Oh I love Catherine Hickland =) The "Bo&Nora4EVR" license plate in Bo's living room was a wedding gift from Lindsay! HAHA!!

Nora is still playing along and pretending to want Troy. He catches on and she tries to let him down easy. Troy thinks she only married Bo because he wasn't available. Troy has a bag. A bag with a syringe! He's going to make Nora "forget" about her love for Bo.

Little Sam catches Cole and wants to arrest him..LOL. The little deputy ends up covering Cole. It was kind of weird hearing NuCole tell Star he loves her. But that Kiss! That kiss had sparks!

Mitch spares Clint when Natalie agrees to leave with him. He calls Viki and wants to trade Natalie for Jessica. Jessie overhears and volunteers to be used as bait.

Dang! Mitch slapped Natalie in the face with the Bible. ROFL!

Someone on Twitter suggested getting Mitch Lawrence's voice saying "Hello Victoria" as their ringtone. LOL....that would creep me out!

That's One Paternity Test You Couldn't Change

It's Troy! "I've missed you, Nora!" Creepy..lol. I've miss YOU, Ty Treadway! Where's Lindsay? I want to see Lindsay! She better have busted out of that prison. Troy is still in love with Nora after all this time. Nora uses the oldest trick in the book to buy time with him while Bo comes to her rescue. She pretends to be interested in sleeping with him. HA!

There is NuCole. He really looks like Brandon Buddy from behind. He not too bad. I like this nuCole. Not as much as BB, but it's better than no Cole at all. Aww...little Hope walks in. "Daddy!" Cole knows about Patrick being alive!

Who's is the captured prison break ring-leader? Mitch Lawrence.....not really. Did we really think he would get caught that easy? The captured prisoner has a pretty messed up face. An unrecognizable, bandaged face. Mr. Evans thinks it is Mitch, but instead Mitch is paying a visit to Natalie.

It slipped my mind that Nat and Mitch were married. He mentions Jared and she goes for his throat. She's no match for Mr. Evil who is looking for his Jessie. Clint shows up. Mitch wants Jessica in exchange for Natalie. There's a struggle that leaves Clint on the ground =(

I really could have done without the Todd and Blair stuff today. Oh well....everything else ROCKED today!